forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

(via wineforthree)

— 3 days ago with 146985 notes

#WTF 
pretzel-the-hognose:

This is Pretzel in his “stinky noodle time-out box” which we use to contain a stinky noodle after he makes a stinky poop.
(He doesn’t like it when the lid comes off, which is why he’s looking so put out.)

pretzel-the-hognose:

This is Pretzel in his “stinky noodle time-out box” which we use to contain a stinky noodle after he makes a stinky poop.

(He doesn’t like it when the lid comes off, which is why he’s looking so put out.)

— 4 days ago with 186 notes

vineayl:


Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

indie/boho/nature

vineayl:

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

indie/boho/nature

(Source: fatcatartru, via sadsprouht)

— 4 days ago with 92406 notes

"I have noticed that when all the lights are on, people tend to talk about what they are doing – their outer lives. Sitting round in candlelight or firelight, people start to talk about how they are feeling – their inner lives. They speak subjectively, they argue less, there are longer pauses. To sit alone without any electric light is curiously creative. I have my best ideas at dawn or at nightfall, but not if I switch on the lights – then I start thinking about projects, deadlines, demands, and the shadows and shapes of the house become objects, not suggestions, things that need to done, not a background to thought."
Jeanette Winterson (via psych-facts)
— 4 days ago with 4515 notes

mirror:

Actual footage of me trying to use my phone in bed

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(via ruinedchildhood)

— 4 days ago with 15074 notes

Anonymous asked: Recently I went clothes shopping with my sister and I stopped shaving my arm pits and she saw and asked why, I told her I didn't want to, so every time I lifted my arms she looked disgusted at me, I shaved them when I got home, now I feel horrible.


Answer:

lora-mathis:

Ugh. Moms. My mom got disgusted by my armpits when we were at a family dinner. She said I should go “live in France” (…ok?) and left a pack of razors on my bed later. Cool, mom. Kasey’s mom was so embarrassed by her armpits that she paid her $100 to shave. She took it, then let them grow right back out.

— 5 days ago with 25 notes

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(Source: disowns, via ruinedchildhood)

— 5 days ago with 60834 notes

conn0r:

the day in the life pictures of jemima kirke makes it seem like even the way you brush your teeth is lame
also whats funny is i really only wanted to post 2-3 pictures and then i honestly just couldn’t narrow them down…

(via nadiaesra)

— 5 days ago with 4909 notes

#jemima west 
Anonymous asked: Would you mind if I got "I am not the sea" tattooed on my wrist? That poem means so much to me and I love it beyond words.


Answer:

lora-mathis:

Oh wow I’d be honored!

— 1 week ago with 40 notes